welcome to my website!

thank you for visiting my website! please read this splash page before entering.

this website includes:

  • autoplay music on every page
  • some harsh colors (minimally)
  • fake advertisements

    • before entering, it is recommended to have:

  • a 1920 x 1080 display
  • autoplay ON
  • a computer

    • these are the conditions this site is coded under and will give you the best experience.

    this site is coded by an adult, but all content and trigger warnings are marked as such. this site is rated WEB-14!

    enter?