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• turn autoplay on! most pages have music which has been curated to the experience. there are no advertisements on my website, don't worry.


• the webmaster is a legal adult, but this website does not include adult content of any kind. the only thing to be wary of is minor swearing :) all things potentially triggering are marked as so (and are mainly found in my blog).


• please do not use this page as a template -- i have actual templates on my website which will always be free to use.