NAV

Girl invited me over to “fix her WiFi.” I agreed, obviously. I’m a red team engineer with custom firmware on my router and a Faraday cage around my smart toaster. I showed up 10 minutes early, hoodie on, laptop in hand, booted into a hardened gentoo distro I compiled myself. She opened the door holding a MacBook Air. Chrome had 43 tabs open. I almost left right then. I asked for her network topology diagram. She laughed. “It’s just the router from the ISP.” Alright, I thought. Let her have it. I popped open her router admin panel. Default password: admin123. The SSID was "PrettyFlyForAWiFi". I ran a nmapscan. 12 exposed ports, 3 outdated IoT devices, and a printer running telnet. No firewall. No VLANs. Just raw digital nudity. I asked if she ever noticed weird lag. She said “yeah sometimes Netflix buffers.” I said that was probably because her TV was being used in a botnet out of Kazakhstan. She blinked twice. "Oh no, is that bad?" I offered to segment the network and install pfSense. She said she “just wanted Spotify to stop cutting out.” I airgapped her Sonos out of pity. After 20 minutes of work, I asked for her phone to remove TikTok and clean the app permissions. She said “but I need it for filters.” I looked into the distance. Deep sigh. I looked out the window and whispered, "The panopticon isn’t metaphorical." She asked if I was always this intense. I said no, only when the NSA is listening. Which is always. She offered coffee. I declined, caffeine raises your attack surface. When I left, she said, “Thanks, you’re like, really good with computers.” I walked away slow. Her router was still on UPnP. So was my heart. You can't patch people. Believe me, I tried.

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second box for whatever. did you know if you want to add more boxes underneath this one you CAN? these boxes will go forever. if you want to set the sidebar as a fixed height and keep the main content box (the grey box) as one that will keep growing, just take overflow:auto off of the "conMain" box ^_^

you know what WOULD be sick here though? a cbox. maybe

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welcome to MUSE, the SECOND template by leith! there are still some technical things going on here, but it is generally usable :)

..is this thing on?

hi !!! i'm leith (leizy8499) and i made this template ^_^

want to use it? you can!! but here's some terms and conditions first:

keep my credits down at the bottom of this page (or list the template under my name in some sort of "resources/credits" page; preferably with a link)
download any images/fonts and host them on your own pages ^_^
let me know you're using it! i would love to see how you fill THIS PAGE up with all of YOUR GLORY!! that's why i made this thing !!!!

if you have any questions about any part of this template, don't hesitate to reach out! email me: leizy8499.neocities@gmail.com ; discord: leizy8499

this box overflows btw lmao. layout is good to be used as this weird middlepage floating box or it can fully expand!

please just inspect and copy the code to use the template i do NOT want to mess with another textarea for a template in my LIFE